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Greig Oliver: thanks for all the memories

Greg Oliver was born on 12.09.1964, and played for the Trades, Hawick and Scotland, winning three caps.

Greg was part of the 1987 and 1991 World Cup sqauds, and was unlucky not to gain more caps (playing understudy to to Roy Laidlaw and Gary Armstrong).   He was also a part of the 1990 Grand Slam squad and - alongside Derek Turnbull - sang on the "Flower of Scotland" single released after that famous day (stick to rugby, boys!)

 


Family crossfire
Sport can split family loyalties, cause endless quarrels and initiate many a feud - and nowhere more so than in Hawick Junior rugby.

My late grandfather was caught in the crossfire of such troubles in the Oliver household. He didn’t care though. Tom Borthwick would support “The Dean” one week with my brother Derek in the line-up and the next he’d be a true “Sky Blue” with me involved. Despite the ribbing from Wullie Gray and such like, he came up with the solution that he was a Volunteer Park supporter. It was ironic (and lucky for my brother!) that the Olivers didn’t come face to face in local derbies.

My big break
After a stint in the “Peeski” I received my big break just after one New Year, and being a former Linden ball-boy it came as a surprise to some.  My father, however, encouraged me as he had a tremendous admiration for Mr Trades himself, Tam Reid, and he said he would look after me!  I cut back on the festivities for my debut at Dalkeith, nervously stepped onto the bus at “The Tech” and sheepishly sat down in the first vacant seat past Jock Elliot and the rest of the committee.

The bus had to wait on one late arrival….. one Neil McDonald, my half-back partner.   Robbie Broatch introduced us, but instead of talking about the game, “Nell” described (in detail) the extent of his New Year frivolities. To say I was gobsmacked was an understatement and if that was some of the spin-offs of junior rugby well I maybe could get to like it. Taking in every word said during the 50 or so miles up the A7, I was amazed to hear that “Nell” had lost a stone during the festivities while “Skull” Halliday had put two on (I was to find out later the reason why).

A new minder causes trouble
After a successful debut (I must have done alright as Tam Reid punched me in the stomach a few times) Robbie Broatch didn’t trust ”Nell” to be my guardian angel (I wonder why?) and insisted Rob Bell look after me. Later on in my career, Rob (a real party animal) received national fame as my favourite singer along with Joe Cocker when my likes and dislikes appeared in “The Pink”.   However, he nearly landed me in serious trouble one night on the town. Arriving late home after an away match on my birthday, we all staggered from the Waverley down Baker Street and into the No 10.  Up at the bar Rob was shouting it was my birthday to one of the owners, Moira Bell, only to be promptly kicked in the shins by me with Terry Scott whispering “Rob, it’s Greig’s 17th birthday!”


Great guys
Rob, Terry, Tommy Smith, Graham White and “The Rascal” himself Kenny McAllan were all great influences on me as well as all the Trades committee. They all had the right recipe to achieve greater things, train hard and play hard, both on and off the park. The Trades always encouraged their players to progress to the ultimate honour of representing the “Robbie Dyes”, while at that time the other junior clubs were inclined to possess a bit of tunnel-vision and think only of themselves. The coaches, in particular Kenny Douglas, insisted that all the players should express themselves out on the park and try to enjoy the game.  I never forgot that and I hope that philosophy comes through in my coaching with the players of tomorrow.


The Welsh trips
Rugby is also about experiences and my first visit ot the Principality of Wales was a “never-to-be-forgotten” one.  Despite losing to Glynneath in the annual fixture (in the mudbath of all mudbaths) the biannual trip was highlighted with Scotland’s first victory at the Arms Park for many a year.  What a whipping the Scots gave them, with Hawick’s favourite son Jim Renwick simply world class.

Noggin entertains
The hero of our trip, however, was Brian “Noggin” Murray.  “Noggin” single-handedly enetertained the packed hotel for nearly two hours and I'm sure that “Deebs” was taking an admission fee at the door!

I encountered “Noggin”, the ultimate leg-puller, during the inaugural Wiorld Cup in New Zealand.  Relaxing in a Christchurch hotel two days before the quarter-final with the All Blacks, the telephone rang. “Hello, Mr Oliver, this is the New Zealand immigration”, the man said in Kiwi talk, “sorry to disturb you but you have some false information on your passport. You must come down to the airport immediately”.  Taken in, I pleaded that I couldn’t leave the hotel and this was met with sniggers on the other end.  Hook, line and sinker... it was “Noggin”.

A Knees-up in New Zealand
The post-match knees up followed the official dinner and there in the hotel foyer were two typical Scots, navy rugby jerseys, kilts and one wearing hideous ankle socks. “Noggin’s” ears were easily recognisable while no-one on this earth had sparrow legs like “Nell”. As it was the Common-Riding back home, we decided to have our own to cheer ourselves up from our departure from the World Cup. “Nell” was Cornet, Colin Deans acting father, with “Noggin” impersonating Chuck Whillans – it was some night, I think!

The Trades philosophy
These kind of things epitomise this sport of ours, and the Trades can be proud of never losing the sheer enjoyment from rugby. Tam Reid’s addiction to rugby enjoyment has rubbed off on many an individual over the years, so let’s hope his memory and philosophy continues for another 50 years at the Volunteer Park. Happy 50th anniversary Trades and thanks for all the memories. 

Greig Oliver
PRESIDENT: D A OLIVER  ◊   VICE-PRESIDENT: A M GIBSON  ◊   SECRETARY: W BLAIKIE◊   TREASURER: A MITCHELL